Posted by Latina_805 on September 5, 2008 at 11:31 a.m. (Suggest removal)

LMAO at the title of the story. Must be Friday!

Posted by Madonna on September 5, 2008 at 11:33 a.m. (Suggest removal)

nice headline.

Posted by ireadthenews on September 5, 2008 at 11:34 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I'll say. Look at the picture. Parental Guidance suggested.

Posted by daugtherofimmigrant on September 5, 2008 at 11:40 a.m. (Suggest removal)

This shouldn't be funny, but yeah it is! TGIF!

Posted by LivinInPoorMansPV on September 5, 2008 at 11:41 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I guess the vette meant to take a right on skyline or something.....SLOW DOWN!!!! or get off your phone mercedes!

Posted by eccentricjeff on September 5, 2008 at 11:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Please put out really big photos. I want to use this as computer wallpaper!!!

Posted by BimmerMX87 on September 5, 2008 at noon (Suggest removal)

HAHA this just made my morning!

Posted by missing805 on September 5, 2008 at 12:07 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Since the mercedes got rear ended, where they doing it doggy style??

im sorry people, I promised myself I would stop posting idiocracy but this one is just too easy

Posted by byteme on September 5, 2008 at 12:16 p.m. (Suggest removal)

LOL they will have little babies and can name them Yugo Or Fiat

Posted by cruiselvr on September 5, 2008 at 12:22 p.m. (Suggest removal)

To the Editor/Reporter responsible for this:

You are my favorite person at the Star. Thanks for the smile!

Corcedes for a boy or Mervette for a girl?

Posted by mac_tire_224 on September 5, 2008 at 12:23 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by vae4usc on September 5, 2008 at 12:01 p.m. (Suggest removal)

And the Corcedes was born...

Thanks, just made my diet coke come out my nose.
Is it beer thirty yet???

Posted by omie on September 5, 2008 at 12:27 p.m. (Suggest removal)

This happens quite often with vettes. But funny and dangerous. Nice E class one of the stiffest unibody's ever made for any car.

TGIF

Posted by bugmenot on September 5, 2008 at 12:31 p.m. (Suggest removal)

pulling out of skyline onto Foothill right there you can see plenty of road when you look left. When you look right there's a hill that crests not too far over. You can start pulling out and a car can come over the hill, if speeding, come close to hitting you. when i heard the accident happened there this morning (and the cars were stacked) i thought for sure the t-bone was from a car traveling west on foothill.

but apparently not. that accident there looks like the mercedes pulled out right in front of the corvette.

i think i know who owns that Mercedes too...it might be the owner of a popular restaurant in town I won't mention. He lives up there and drives one of those.

Posted by sparks240 on September 5, 2008 at 12:40 p.m. (Suggest removal)

The 'vette just wanted a MB hood orniment.

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 5, 2008 at 12:40 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I really think some sort of protection should have been used !!!!!!!!

Posted by cruiselvr on September 5, 2008 at 12:47 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 5, 2008 at 12:40 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I really think some sort of protection should have been used !!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!! OK now diet coke is coming out of my nose.

Too bad the Vette didn't have one of those nice leather front end covers! Maybe the Mercedes needs to learn about "No Glove, No Love"

Posted by fish on September 5, 2008 at 12:52 p.m. (Suggest removal)

"...We don't have a lot of information on the accident..."

Three cheers to the Star staff member for finally admitting it !! I believe accepting that you have a problem is the first step in a twelve step program.

They should use this a marketing tool for the Mercedes unibody.

Posted by justmeinsp on September 5, 2008 at 12:55 p.m. (Suggest removal)

so do we call the off-spring "cor-cedes" or "mer-vettes"? and would we want one?

Posted by mesantia on September 5, 2008 at 1:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

But they were using protection...look at all that rubber!

Posted by iam_caine on September 5, 2008 at 1:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 5, 2008 at 12:40 p.m.: "I really think some sort of protection should have been used !!!!!!!!"

You mean, like a condom-inium?

Posted by pjlove10 on September 5, 2008 at 1:23 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I love this headline!! Go Star!!!

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 5, 2008 at 1:33 p.m. (Suggest removal)

ok well we all know the date of conception. So who's your Daddy?????

Posted by Read_This_One on September 5, 2008 at 1:41 p.m. (Suggest removal)

LivinInPoorMansPV,

I think you got it backwards...or I just don't understand the "slow down " part for the Mercedes.

Posted by fish on September 5, 2008 at 1:49 p.m. (Suggest removal)

ha ha high-society thanks !

Nothing like some back door lovin !

Posted by Mr_E_Man on September 5, 2008 at 1:52 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Hard to blame the Vette for gettin turned on. The Benz has a nice rear bumper.

Posted by Superbad on September 5, 2008 at 1:56 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Ewww get a garage !!

Posted by BeaHappi on September 5, 2008 at 1:59 p.m. (Suggest removal)

The vette was ready to go...bra was already off.

Posted by Mr_E_Man on September 5, 2008 at 2:08 p.m. (Suggest removal)

So do cars use a wet car cover to clean up the oil afterwards? Just wondering.

Posted by Jewels on September 5, 2008 at 2:12 p.m. (Suggest removal)

"You got chocolate on my peanut butter."

You old timer's might get it..

Posted by fish on September 5, 2008 at 2:15 p.m. (Suggest removal)

No...you got peanut butter on my chocolate !

Posted by Jewels on September 5, 2008 at 2:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Way to go fish..you got it.

Posted by caliguy76 on September 5, 2008 at 2:21 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I know gas prices are still high but come on.. This is over doing it for carpooling...

Posted by Mr_E_Man on September 5, 2008 at 2:25 p.m. (Suggest removal)

At some point I want to ask the Vette... "which feels better, the gas tank or the tail pipe?"

You think I'll get a door handle to the grill?

Posted by Latina_805 on September 5, 2008 at 2:57 p.m. (Suggest removal)

this is too funny, I much rather see this than hear about another shooting,robbery, or stabbing. And also nice to see the mediator is letting comments slide. Is it 5 yet?

Posted by LP_Estates_Mom on September 5, 2008 at 3:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Ditto what cruiselvr said!

Thanks to the editor/reporter responsible for this.

And I love all the comments - *please* don't delete any of them!!!!!

Posted by byteme on September 5, 2008 at 3:14 p.m. (Suggest removal)

on all fours doing it carrie style..get it? (doggie style)

Posted by ebrockway on September 5, 2008 at 3:21 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Now if the Mercedes can still climb the hill, they may have a commercial!
Did Chevrolet and Mercedes have a merger?

Posted by B8R_N4MD on September 5, 2008 at 3:23 p.m. (Suggest removal)

So which car was smoking afterwards?

Posted by Metalhaid on September 5, 2008 at 3:27 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I thought the Mercedes stopped on a dime...? (couldn't resist!)

Posted by missing805 on September 5, 2008 at 3:34 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Is this dry humping? a drive by humping?

Posted by B8R_N4MD on September 5, 2008 at 3:46 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Another headline...
MERCEDES ON TOP, CORVETTE COMES FROM BEHIND.

Posted by fish on September 5, 2008 at 4:16 p.m. (Suggest removal)

A drive by humping ?? Is that like a Booty Call ?? Or in this case a Bumper Call ?

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 5, 2008 at 4:21 p.m. (Suggest removal)

mesantia ,Well yeah but its all ripped up rubber? Not a good sign.
bugmenot- part of her post or his:You can start pulling out and a car can come ?????? ROFL

Posted by nojustice_justus on September 5, 2008 at 4:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I've heard of waxing a car, but not like THIS!!

And were they properly lubed per manufacturers specs?

Lastly, was this a consensual accident?

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 5, 2008 at 4:57 p.m. (Suggest removal)

nope it was nonconsensual and with FORCE.....

Posted by kelly13 on September 5, 2008 at 5:44 p.m. (Suggest removal)

What do you mean you hoped they used protection? What do you think those airbags are for?

Posted by drissi on September 5, 2008 at 5:52 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Speaking of rubber....no skid marks. Must have been speaking instead of braking. I'm impressed that the Corvette convertible's windshield frame matched the Mercedes wheel base and held up.

Posted by aroseoce on September 5, 2008 at 5:52 p.m. (Suggest removal)

all i can say is their offspring will be beautiful

Posted by jill on September 5, 2008 at 6:11 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I hate public displays of affection!!

Posted by kljinusa on September 5, 2008 at 6:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Thank you, VTA Star, for this tongue-in-cheek story. And LMAO at the comments. TGIF....

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 5, 2008 at 6:19 p.m. (Suggest removal)

hamskid ,Did you read all the jokes? Its not often we get to make each other laugh. Had there been a death we wouldn't have. Read them. They are very funny!!!!
ok I said the protection as a joke. Due to another comment about all that rubber.........which was no use. Sense of Humor. Sorry...........

Posted by kelly13 on September 5, 2008 at 7:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

AnnaWhaat...I was trying to be funny too. Guess it didn't work. I just had a vision of the air bag coming out looking like a big condom.

Posted by opns on September 5, 2008 at 7:36 p.m. (Suggest removal)

How revolting and despicable - aren't the parents teaching these two to keep it inside the garage.
The insurance company is sweeling on them both. And the parents will have to pay the for the offspring. My gosh, where the cops when you need them? (i know it was lame).

You all crack me up.

Posted by theholymartyrofgravity on September 5, 2008 at 9:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

All these people do is complain about the lack of story... yet they eat this up?
Ooh Fah!
Dear Mr. Editor, If it isnt dead or some illegal doing wrong please , more shiney things.Where are the illegal people in this story?
Help what do I do next ?

Posted by jill on September 5, 2008 at 9:55 p.m. (Suggest removal)

While the Mercedes' old jalopy was in the shop, he was cheatin' with a hot young 'vette. She's got junk in the trunk. (so sorry)

Honk if you're horny! (sorry again)

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 6, 2008 at 6:56 a.m. (Suggest removal)

hamskid,Yeah I re-read it this morning. I am more awake!!!!! LOL. But obviously one of those cars were sleeping. Thanks !!!!! It just took a minute to get the joke...........geezzzz long day and Im was pooped. And the rubber did pop on the cars!!!!
jill ,Yep and now they want to go on Maury !!! You are the Daddy !!!!!!!!!! and we have proof!

Posted by jill on September 6, 2008 at 10:52 a.m. (Suggest removal)

haha! They're going to create a mutt! I love this story!

Posted by exheaven1 on September 8, 2008 at 2:12 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I wonder if they busted any nuts.....or bolts that is. :0)

This is funny I wish I had seen it sooner. Superbad and Annawhat, you're killing me!

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 9, 2008 at 11:42 a.m. (Suggest removal)

hamskid,You know the air bags popped! LOL
ok they have that test , the day after one........so are we having a little vette or mer.?

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 12, 2008 at 6:19 a.m. (Suggest removal)

I was think Mercy for a girl also..........?

Posted by Disappearhere on September 13, 2008 at 2:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)

i hope your first child, will be a masculine child.

Posted by AnnaWhaat on September 13, 2008 at 5:15 p.m. (Suggest removal)

What are we to feed it unleaded or diesel?

Posted by svtcarguy1 on September 25, 2008 at 8:45 a.m. (Suggest removal)

just goes to show you What corvettes are good for!! haha as for the mercedes ughh nevermind mercedes suck!!!

BMW AND FORD 4 LIFE FOOL'S!!!!