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MRDUKS

Rellis Smith
Thursday, December 20, 2007

December 21, 2007MR2 DuksA couple of farmers were standing in one of their field looking up at the sky, one of the farmers remarked. "CMDUKS", the other farmer stated, "MRKNOTDUKS", were upon the first farmer corrected him, "OSAR, CMWANGS", finally the second farmer condescended, "ALBMRDUKS".HAPPY HOLIDAYS & A DAMN GOOD NEW YEAR TO YA ALL!

Rellis Smith

res@venturastuff.com

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